This awful piece of crap gets a 0/5. Any movie that can suck even while starring the hilarious guys, Rainn Wilson and Chris Hardwicke, blows. This movie is about a group of people who are on a road trip and make a pit stop at a horror museum. They hear about the local legend, Dr. Satan, and want to go investigate. On the way, they pick up a blonde hitchhiker, and their car breaks down. She takes them to her house and the crazies there kill them.
Rainn Wilson is a hilarious guy, but he doesn't manage to make one joke throughout the entire movie. That's wasted talent right there. The people who play the crazies are way overdone and obnoxiously hard to watch.
The whole movie feels like a bad acid trip. It goes from being about this killer family, to zombie-like creatures, to an evil underground robotic doctor with a weird assistant who has an anus for a face and is dressed for a nuclear attack.
I knew going into this that Rob Zombie was weird, but ughhh, don't waste your time with this movie.
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